The Most Fraudulent Relationship On The Fucking Planet

Yo I’m done yo. I can’t even take this shit anymore. She’s officially gone too far. Let me start off by saying I’m a wild Kanye West fan. I’ll deadass drop a baby on its head just to get to my $2200 MacBook Pro and see/hear the new drop off 15 inches of Apple authority. And as for Kim K, I’ll drink her fuckin bathwater, flat the fuck out. But this phony shit has got to come to a full stop with them brakes Tommy Boy was selling and brand new Michelin tires.

I completely understand how you females work. You get a new dude, and he might be into the Chicago Bulls, and now all of a sudden you’re a Bulls fan. Or homie might play the drums and now all of a sudden you’re a musician. I mean, I completely understand that. Y’all want to share your mans passion with him, let him know that you’re on his team and all that, that’s whats good. Ain’t nothing wrong with that at all. But my problem is, if your new “daddy” was already big in the world and all that, AND you two have been known each other, but you was acting like you was on, then you ain’t shit.

Everybody knows who the fuck Kanye West is. We been quoting this backpack having, glass jaw, bottoms for teeth ass dude for years. And Kim Kardashian and her sexy ass been knew Yeezy. She even had him on a episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Ye getting that cameo money, but NOW she wanna act like she on. Instagraming Lambos with lyricals captions and shit. Fuck you. After all this time of you knowing this nigga now you wanna be hip?! Fuck outta here yo I can’t.

She been sending Yeezy the flicks for years yo. She been gave up the draws. Not once have I seen her drop a bar on twitter since before she got with him. This about the second time  I’ve seen her talk some Lamborghini Mercy shit and I can’t take it no more. I can’t fuckin wait to tweet her the link to this shit too. But you know why this is the last straw? This bitch had the gotdamn DACITY to put TWO of his lines in one fuckin instagram pic. You’ve gone too far. Splicing MERCY and Ni**as in Paris like that. You get another fuck you. You wasn’t talking that MERCY shit when Ye dropped Dark Fantasy off MBDTF!

“MERCY, MERCY, Me, That Murcielago!”

She’s a fake fan yo. When she was with Reggie she was a Saints fan and that was alright because she ain’t even know yo before that, that’s pure support. Kanye was your friend girl, and even if he wasn’t, if you really fucked with his music you’d have been dropping lyrics via twitter or on whatever channel your show comes on. You gotsta chill, you gotsta be real.

And by the way, fuck you getting him a Lambo for his birthday for when he’s letting you hold his car. He’s good off the cars man, be more creative. Do better.

You still bad though.

I’m signing out.

 

– The Aspiring Kim K Body

 

@DuaneKool

 

 

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One Response to The Most Fraudulent Relationship On The Fucking Planet

  1. banfer says:

    you just wasted your time talking about kim k and wasted mine for reading this. fuck outta here. she has cheeks for days, who gives a shit what the hoe says, im still going to look at the cheeks. ITS ALL ABOUT THE CHEEEKS.

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